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    <title>The DORk Diaries</title>
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    <description>.:|The DORk Diaries|:.</description>
    <lastBuildDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 21:46:37 PST</lastBuildDate>
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    <copyright>Copyright 2005.</copyright>
    <category>Humor</category>
    <category>Friends</category>
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      <title>Still here?</title>
      <link>http://koolusmaximus.blogdrive.com/archive/287.html</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2005 05:43:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>It's here no more. Nothing else to see here folks. Move along. Shoo.</description>
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      <title>Moving Out...</title>
      <link>http://koolusmaximus.blogdrive.com/archive/286.html</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2005 06:14:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Due to unforseen circumstances, the Dork Diaries is closing. I'll still be writing but somewhere else. I'll notify all the regular readers (assuming that I have any)and cohorts my new hideout once its up and running. Everyone else who's curious, email me at aidabodicea@gmail.com if you really want to know where it's at. 



If you have stumbled on the URL of me new place, I appreciate it if you do not broadcast it because there are certain parties that I do not wish reading my blog.



Cheers! </description>
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      <title>TGIF!</title>
      <link>http://koolusmaximus.blogdrive.com/archive/285.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2005 08:55:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I've decided that self-censorship is a very good thing. Ieda, I agree 110% with your comment! Because of stuff that I just found out. I wont say what I did find out loud because well err, I am, after all, exercising self-censorship here, aight? So sorry, no more juicy steamy tales of wild romps with strange men I picked up in clubs or how I played footsie with one of my - whoops! Gee, almost broke the self-censorship rule there! :P
Had a good lunch with ex-colleagues just now: Alex, Herman, Kedani, Ryan and Tiong. Wished 'Fredo was there but he was MIA when I arrived. Well, I have another... (more)</description>
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      <title>Oh iye ke?</title>
      <link>http://koolusmaximus.blogdrive.com/archive/284.html</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2005 13:30:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Someone very close to me, who I am supremely confident will not forget my birthday this year (if he doesnt, I will merajuk BIG TIME, baby, BIG TIME!!), commented that a month from today I will be turning 26 year old.


I do not know what is he hinting at - he might be trying to delicately point out that wei, Aida, you're getting older, insaf le sket, perangai tak ubah-ubah macam budak 16 taun, terkinja-kinja (not a very pretty picture when you're above 60kg) or maybe he was expecting me to not-so-delicately hint that I want a watch on my birthday when I went &quot;Kesian la kat I, takde jam... (more)</description>
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      <title>//Edit</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:00:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I removed the last entry (not that anyone cares, really) because it was too angst-ridden that its disgusting. On reflection, there is just so much dirty laundry / skeletons in the closet / soul pouring that one can do in a public blog.</description>
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      <title>Under Construction</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2005 04:06:36 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Am feeling a wee bit out of sorts lately so I thought some change should do me good. Anyways, I made meself a new layout for this here blog. Its still under the construction stage so I might change the whole thing if I feel like it. 




My professor will have me head off if he finds out I'd rather tinkle with my blog layout then work on that site layout that he assigned me to. 




Tummy's grumbling, time to feed the monster. 




Later.</description>
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      <title>Today was Wednesday</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2005 10:37:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I wish that there was a FOC outlet here in Kuching, because I seriously need some new t-shirts. Browsed over at Parkson Grand, Crowne Plaza but I dont like them tees there. Hey Kuchingites, you guys know where  to go buy baby-tees that wont make me look jinjang or hongkie-ish?


Had a short meet-up with Lisa and went ga-ga over at all them ethnicky sort shops at Main Bazaar. I am so jakun, its embarassing. Terit jak dudok Kuching, tapi the last time I went there was like 10 years ago. *malu*. 


But neways, yay! I scored myself some nice earrings and a ethnicky bracelet thingy that looks... (more)</description>
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      <title>Insert Title Here (because I sure as hell cant think of one.)</title>
      <link>http://koolusmaximus.blogdrive.com/archive/280.html</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2005 15:20:09 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>My internet connection has been down for the past few days, like macam haram as I had a couple of assignments due this week. But then it gave me a valid reason for putting off doing my work - yay go me Aida Professional Procrastinator!


I wish I could say that I will enjoy my one month or so of bercuti-cuti Malaysia but I cant because I am neurotic, I am a worrywart - I will worry about being kicked out of uni because I didnt submit three of my Software Engineering assignments. It would serve me right, I know but I am hoping that I wont be, all the same.


I had a relatively quiet new... (more)</description>
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      <title>2004 Reflections</title>
      <link>http://koolusmaximus.blogdrive.com/archive/279.html</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 08:35:36 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Downstairs, everyone is aflurry preparing for the kenduri doa selamat tonight, except my father yang tengah melayan his Broery Marantika records. It amazes me how he can totally tuned out most of the time when the entire household is in an uproar, especially when there's so many makciks about, each and everyone of them under the impression that they're in charge of the kitchen. Gila kuasa betul. Yours truly  decided that too many cooks will spoil the nasi minyak, so here I am updating ye olde blog. 


I am anxiously waiting for my sister's return from her office so we can go out and stock up... (more)</description>
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      <title>Small picture people</title>
      <link>http://koolusmaximus.blogdrive.com/archive/278.html</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2004 05:20:33 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Small picture people irritate the hell out of me. But then, I am easily irritated, although most easily amused as well. Sounds contradicting, yes?



Hell yeah, everyone likes to think that they're a contradiction. I guess so they can go around wailing &quot;nobody understands me!!!&quot; like they're some long suffering Kurt Cobain of the 21st century. Or something.



My advise: shut the fuck up. Just shut up!!!! SHADAPPPP!!!!



I'm sorry but i guess the small kid painfully pulling on my hair at the moment on the pretext of making my hair &quot;cantek&quot; is disturbing my thought processes.



By... (more)</description>
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